Elephants are pink, and rhino's are blue,
Monkeys live in the ocean and fish in the zoo,
You think on your feet you stand on your head,
Paul Mccartney's a knight, John Lennon is dead,
Paper is white except when it's green,
You bathe to get dirty and play to get clean,
Why did the chicken cross the road,
We all like frogs but we don't like toads,
We all hate rats but we do like mice,
Spiders like to eat head lice,
I'm bored in class there is notthing to do,
Tommy's black eye is mostly blue,
Nanna broke her leg walking up the stairs,
Today I'm wearing red underwear,
When you play tennis you can get a deuce,
I hate the pulp in orange juice,
Floride toothpaste is the best,
How long scince you had a pap smear test,
Medicine tastes really gross,
Elizabeth and Rachel are passing notes,
Is the teacher bald or did he shave his head,
This morning I forgot to make my bed,
If you mix red and white togeather you'll get pink,
Ben took of his shoes and they really stink,
I time myself when I get dressed,
I think I just failed my english test,
today in biology we're learning bout a phylum,
school reminds me of a mental assylum.

STUPID POEM

I wrote a stupid poem for you
It really was quite dumb
I wrote a stupid poem for you
While sitting on my bum
I wrote a stupid poem for you
I wrote it in black ink
I wrote a stupid poem for you
And boy does this poem stink
I wrote a stupid poem for you
While I was staring at a wall
I wrote a stupid poem for you
About nothing at all
I wrote a stupid poem for you
I s'pose you wonder why
I wrote a stupid poem for you
When it's such a waste of time
The reasons not that fancy
You probably won't be awed
I wrote a stupid poem for you
Beacause I'm bloody bored